英语搭讪技巧|让撩妹不同寻常

清酒暖风

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圣诞节、跨年夜...一个个适合约会的日子正在向你靠近！这个冬天，别再孤单的走在冷风中啦，今天就给你撩妹技巧大放送！
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8 E8 R- j7 x; P+ TPick up lines(搭讪)是个技术活，平时低调沉默的童鞋们，对同胞滔滔不绝，面对异性就羞涩万分的宅男们（脑补Raj...）。如何打破僵局，和对面心仪的TA说上几句呢？
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% z) \. ~8 I3 y# h( x01正确示范

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6 t$ a! Z3 f0 y5 Q/ J' j' Q* x5 [$ Q-足够破冰（双关：打破沉默）！
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6 e& ^0 i, q" `7 w“What kind of dog is that?”
) ^+ b4 u# `1 v1 \“Hey, nice shoes.”
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2 I2 w9 \' ^& t0 y, \No.3（文艺青年型）
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No.4（常规型）
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- G; n; V9 S% D' ^8 @$ M6 n; R-You look like someone I know. Haven't we met before?
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-Don’t I know you from xx class?”
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-Excuse me, are you (insert name)?
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No.5（夸赞型）

-That's a great haircut.

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/ v; B! p5 g+ U+ M% {0 jNo.6（酒吧场景）

-(To the bartender) I'll have what the handsome gentlman (beautiful lady) is having.
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-Can I buy you a drink?

-Are you here alone?
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-Let me buy you a drink.
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02错误示范
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1. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

2. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out! (See Note 1)

NOTE 1
! p* m% h5 K6 O( N' e! N) b' OTo check out someone means to look and examine them because you are interested in or attracted to them. (slang)

Example: That guy just checked you out.

! ^5 x2 Q; K7 O- W& b% t7 qHowever, to check out something from the library means to borrow it.
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Example: Can I check out this book?

3. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, do not worry because I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

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- j8 A3 C8 _5 e/ v% h  h5. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE (See Note 2) written all over you.

6 F1 i3 H$ U' u% tNOTE 2
To describe someone as fine means: that person is very sexy, beautiful, attractive, gorgeous, hot, or just overall good-looking. Be careful though, because girls

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) l. [  U# p# ^. P5 p! ~% d' \: g9 p* O6. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…is in love with me. (See Note 3)
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& a3 \/ I& _, J) G8 y* ^7. So did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

NOTE 3
" N) V  f3 H- L! j! |( f6 j# KTo fall in love with someone means “坠入爱河” in Chinese.

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' ]) I5 z6 ~* W8 C, `! U8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

/ v0 k! C7 k' [4 r' V( A9. Are you a magnet? Because I’m attracted to you.

( J7 x0 i! y3 o' E# `5 i10. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day. (See Note 4)
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NOTE 4
! b- W0 Y+ o5 I3 ]If something has been running through your mind all day, it means that you have been thinking about it, all day.
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邓布利多（哈利波特）
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女巫
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Klaus（始祖家族）



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8 U  V/ @# x4 w* G& ~) ]9 RJane（暮光之城）
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Sheldon（生活大爆炸）
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（花木兰）



咕噜（指环王）
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看了这么多还不会？
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( z# p! d; K  y% ]# u. p8 F理科生不懂浪漫？
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1 r" y, l$ [7 a. D看这里，别的理科生怎么表白～
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实在不行，学学笛卡尔，
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用Matlab画个❤️吧（详情点这里）
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最后，附上男神（经）Joey的必杀技
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/ {! ?/ g+ t* y# E$ H: f9 A0 d勇敢去吧！

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如果碰壁了...
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Betsey

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

Bitesince

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Timetame

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

残留物

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

Rubye

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

信基哥原地复活

学习了，楼主的想法真心不错

Allure

偶像^^小生一直都在關注你的原創！小生對你之仰慕如滔滔江水連綿不絕！

sher009

精妙絕倫的精品，感謝啊！期待你更多更好的創作哦！

有你精彩

很讚的文章，謝謝咯！相信WK因為有你而更加精彩！